Gravey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Evolution -BmK]

I feel like crying......

because I read all of these good reviews but it won't load up for me. :( Just a blank screen staring back at me. But I'll give you a high score cause everyone else did and I would rather give you the benefit of the doubt rather than drag it down because it wouldn't load. Well, I'm gonna review it as if it loaded. Even though it never did I'm gonna do a fake review just for kicks and giggles! :D This will be fun. First off your animation was cool. Everything flowed together very nicely. You have some very original work here and I like it a lot. The sound quality was very good and the song that played was just beautiful. I rather enjoyed this flash and would like to see many more coming in the future. WOW! I can give a nice and friendly review without even seeing the movie. I'm not mocking you (PLEASE DON'T THINK I AM!) I'm just trying to make the best out of the situation. Oh well, maybe one day it will load for me but until then, good luck in all your future flash movies. :D Your the only person I have given a 7/10 for making a totally blank screen! LOL! Congratualtions! But seriously good luck man!

BlackmarketKraig responds:

Haha! Are you for real? That was great!

I'm sorry it didn't load... that's weird... I even uploaded it to my site to test it out before submitting...
Try it there:

http://blackmarketkraig.com/movies/evolution.html
I hope that works!

[Water preview]

Good job!

I liked this. This will be a great story. Your drawings are very good so that will help you out a lot. Good drawings are always nice in a movie! :D You really are putting some time into this and it shows. Although it's short (and I understand why, I'm not bitching about it!) It is still better than 90% of what is submitted to the portal. The voices were really good. They match the characters very well, and once again you draw the dogs so well. I like your animation too. It was pretty good, and your sound quality was very high. No scratches or skipping parts. Overall good job and I can't wait for the rest of the story to be done. Your doing well with this so don't start slacking off like so many flash artist do. :) I doubt you will. Well, good luck with this and all your future flash projects.

[Lethal Sneezes]

Your on the right track.

This was decent because your drawings were good. You have enough artistic talent to make something like this work. Don't get me wrong, the idea was good. I liked the death by sneezes idea. Very funny. Especially the first one. :D And your animation was nicely done as well. Very smooth from beginning to end. The biggest problem was the voice acting. It was really bad. Have a girl do the girl voices instead of doing it yourself. That would help a lot. And get a few friends to do a few of the characters. That way there is some diversity in what we are hearing. The quality of the sound wan't bad. You just need to get some different voices for your different characters. This movie was a little humorous, so that helped out your score a little. Basically decent job on this. Good luck in your future flash movies.

faye-smith responds:

I agree about the voices *embarrassed look*

I'll change it at a later date! =D

[SFDH : Part One]

LOCK MOVIES ROCK!

I love the lock movies. They are always so good. This is no exception. Your story line was great. Saving David Hasselhoff was a great and very original idea. I also loved it when coffe said "I sold our children on Ebay!" That has to be the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Then when they get ready to save Dave Dr. Pepper has to watch the Simpsons first. Great stuff man. You have a good sense of humor. Your animation was very good. Your sound quality was also excelent. And I loved it when you used the "Night Rider" theme music. OH, THE IRONY OF IT ALL! :D This was definitely the funniest submission I have seen in several weeks. Once again great job man. I wish you the best of luck with your future flash movies and I hope I don't have to wait to long for the next one! :)

Fabrcated-Lunacy responds:

Thanks dude. The second one is allready in development. Expect a fish sword fight, a car chase featuring a goat and a lock that likes to wear red swimsuits.

[Dreamer]

One inconsistency.

I hate these types of flashes. Sorry, but I don't understand the point of them. I'm not going to bitch about it though. Really it was really good for what you were going for. In the beginning you got my attention and held it with good graphics and what seemed like what was going to be a sweet little story. Then you scared me half to death with the screaming and random pictures. I congratulate you on scaring me. It worked. Never saw it coming. But you made a flaw in the movie. In the beginning she is laying face down. Then all of a sudden you get a closeup shot that is above her. And all of a sudden she is sleeping on her back. It was just inconsistent. Nothing major but something that was easily noticed. Your animation in the beginning was actually good. I would like to say good job but as I said I have no use for these types of flash movies. You are a good animator though. So I will say this..... Good luck to you in all your future flash works. :)

[Fireworks are Fun!]

I really enjoyed this.

You did a good job here. I read some of the other reviews and I just want to say this. Although your 3D animation is not "Toy Story" material, that doesn't mean it sucks. I thought you did very well. The only flaw was a minor one. And you already know about his feet. I would be proud if I made this because of how wonderfully simple yet funny it is. There aren't any high-flying, crazy action, fighting scenes. Yet the violence is there. And it comes in a very comical way. The blood raining down was very good at the end. It was unrealistic but that made it funny. I loved the whole concept to this movie and would like to see more coming soon. Great job here! This is definitely a solid 8/10. Oh and I almost forgot. The song was perfect for this flash and your sound effects were very tasteful. Once again great job and good luck in your future flash works.

[Cletus the Fetus ep 62]

This is great stuff!

You have to have the most original series on newgrounds. I've seen several of these cartoons and they are all hilarious. You have a great sense of humor. I love your drawings too. You don't really animate much at all but I think that the lack of animation actually adds a little something to the movie. It's funnier in it's simplicity. Your sound quality is always pretty good also. All in all this is a great series and I was not in the least dissapointed with this episode. Very funny! Well congratulations on another very funny and successful movie. And good luck in your future flash works.

[My Job Sucks]

How?

How is it that when I gave you your scores you get a 0,3,6,0,0, and 3. But you get a 7 overall? It's because this was so stupidly ridiculous that I found myself wanting to dance. This was not good at all to be honest but I found myself tapping my toe to the beat and smiling at your silly dancing. I'm going to say that this was a decent entry because it is unique and different from everything else. Very original. You said you have a pile of this garbage at home. YAY! So send 'em in then! :D WOOT! I love the random ridiculous crap. In my opinion this is what the portal needs more of. Good job here and good luck with you rfuture flash movies. :)

sketch0587 responds:

A toast to random shit. I love it, the Portal loves it, and more of it will come.

[dark light trailer]

Unlike the guy before me......

I loved the music. In fact I would like to know who the band is and what the name of the song is. If you would be so kind to tell me. :D I thought that it wasn't the stereotypical music people play for this sort of movie, but thats what made it work. Because your animation isn't like everybody elses either. Very original work through your drawings and animation. Although it does seem that your animation has been influenced by Legendary Frog. But it's not the same. You know what I mean? Same yet unique. I loved the ninja's hair. Don't know why but that was a part that really stuck out to me. I am looking forward to this series. It looks interesting and fun. Good luck with this and your future projects. I'm gonna go check out your other submissions now. :P Good luck.

Xionico responds:

XDDDD, wow loooong review, thank u verrry much =D, well, i dont know about it, but its called butterfly and its form the arcade machine dance dance revolution, i can giv the song to u if u want, add me to ur msn if u hav, [e-mail]

[Lord Of NG - beta]

This was cool

Very original. I loved how you said many of the ideas were given to the CC but they lost them all! LOL!!! That cracked me up! I think this is great except you need to redraw the elf and dwarf. They look really bad. Sorry for saying that your drawings aren't good, but it's the truth. The dwarf might have been fine if he wasn't totally yellow. Didn't understand your choice in color there. I like how knox died while making his 15,000+ episode. Another very funny part of the moviee And the band at the end.... Was that Children of Bodom? I couldn't tell who it was but I would be very thankful if you would let me know. Well thanks, and good luck with this and your future movies.